The Knights Who Say... NI!

"Linhas da longa e esperada poesia. Além das silenciosas rochas permance o sonho. Diálogos... O branco percurso apenas começou" (Tuatha De Danann - Trova Di Danú)

Olá pessoal... Eu estava lembrando esses tempos de um filme que assisti e que amei... Monty Phyton e o Cálice Sagrado. Muuuuuito divertido, muito bom, achei o melhor do grupo. Trata-se de uma sátira aos tempos do Rei Arthur e a incansável busca do Santo Graal. Eu vou deixar as melhores quotes aqui, e se quiserem ler o resto, podem entrar no IMDb.

Quotes From Monty Phyton and the Holy Grail

Minstrel: [singing] Brave Sir Robin ran away...
Sir Robin: *No!*
Minstrel: [singing] bravely ran away away...
Sir Robin: *I didn't!*
Minstrel: [singing] When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled. Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about, and valiantly, he chickened out. Bravely taking to his feet, he beat a very brave retreat. A brave retreat by brave Sir Robin.

God: What are you doing now?
King Arthur: Averting our eyes, oh Lord.
God: Well, don't. It's just like those miserable psalms, always so depressing. Now knock it off!
King Arthur: Oh, I'm sorry Lord!
God: Don't sorry! Every time I try to talk to someone it's "sorry this" and "forgive me that" and "I'm not worthy"...

Sir Lancelot: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
Sir Galahad: I don't think I was.
Sir Lancelot: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.
Sir Galahad: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
Sir Lancelot: No, it's too perilous.
Sir Galahad: Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.
Sir Lancelot: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on.
Sir Galahad: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
Sir Lancelot: No. It's unhealthy.
Sir Galahad: I bet you're gay.
Sir Lancelot: I'm not!

King Arthur: One, two, five!
Sir Galahad: Three sir!
King Arthur: THREE! Bloody hell, leave me alone!

Prince Herbert: But mother...
King of Swamp Castle: Father, I'm father!
Prince Herbert: But father...

The Witch: I'm not a witch I'm not a witch!
Sir Bedevere: But you are dressed as one
The Witch: *They* dressed me up like this!
Crowd: We didn't! We didn't!
The Witch: And this isn't my nose. It's a false one.
Sir Bedevere: [lifts up her false nose] Well?
Peasant 1: Well, we did do the nose.
Sir Bedevere: The nose?
Peasant 1: And the hat, but she is a witch!
Crowd: Yeah! Burn her! Burn her!

King Arthur: I am your king.
Woman: Well I didn't vote for you.
King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
Woman: Well how'd you become king then?
King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.
Dennis: Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

E quem quiser ver umas cenas, aí vai o link de um VideoLog que fiz no YouTube com umas cenas do filme. Mas claro, aluguem o filme, pq nenhum vídeo vai lhes dar a alegria do filme. Ah, dos vídeos, aconselho ver o dos Cavaleiros Que Dizem Ni e os créditos iniciais.

VideoLog Monty Phyton

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